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Jon Stewart References California as a Jurassic World But This Time... BOOM! Everything Went Horribly Wrong.

fakegrass Jon Stewart References California as a Jurassic World But This Time... BOOM! Everything Went Horribly Wrong.
That's nasty". "That's dirty.

What if they build another dinosaur theme park, but this time things also went horribly wrong", hey. " - says Jon Stewart at Thursday's  Daily Show. "We are talking about original movie ideas. BOOM!  Take that Jurassic world. California goes through historic unprecedented dry spell, as you know, "First.

The "Daily Show" host Jon Stewart has his own idea of how to solve the California Drought issue .

Can California conserve enough water to support life in the state? Stewart thinks there is time to get on top of the disaster: "California instituted mandatory water restrictions. Obviously not including agriculture which is most of the water use, they are tempting to get overall water use down to 25 percent. But perfect now, use is only down 9 percent, so it is time to get real".  

He says: "Roses are read. Jon Stewart seems to have a hard time to agree with a poetic associations of the governor of California. Can I wash my f#* wash car or not?". Violets are blue.

Water is a baptism. Water is a poetry". In the next clip presents the Jerry Brown quotes: "Someone will call water a precise. Someone will call water an essence of life.

You think the Valley would have porn, if porn were renamed "Sad Romanians. F*# for money?" - asks Stewart . "Californians! If you want to buy something you don't call it what it's rightfully is. You have to spice it up a small bit. Like, porn.

But it's more descriptively known as toilet-to-tap" , it's officially called "Indirect potable reuse". "This 620 million dollar water recycling plant turns treated sewage from the sanitation department next door into drinkable water. The water that comes out is cleaner than most tap water in the country.

He mentions that some water agencies in California launched the app for people to report water wasters . Is a "far more renewable resource" of water conservation than technologies to recycle water, according to Stewart, snitching.

How do they feel about it?, rather, what do people think about the recycled water? Or.

"It's kind of disgusting".

What small water remains in control of ruthless, doling out precious moisture from his mountain stronghold" (referencing this year blockbuster hit Mad Max) , disfigured warlord. The snow pack is gone. Then, stewart explains why there is a little hope for Californians to avoid the consequences of the drought: "I am talking about the catastrophic four-year drought. Californian's reservoirs are empty.

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It's just a graphic in my mind - what I've seen in the toilet it's scary", gayle King is not an exception: "Of course when you how it is done.

"Yucky factor".

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He says: " It's famed as toilet-to-tap, but there are steps in between. It is easier to say from the East Coast location, but Stewart is more open-minded than most of us, where the usual Show is filmed. People tends to react to this God-sent drought answer like this", thanks to the name toilet-to-tap, obviously, but. You are not just sticking a drinking straw in  somebody's ass. There is a process it goes through.

"Jerry Brown didn't age at all. " - says Stewart, "I am just kidding. Putting a water scarcity issue in terms that anyone on "shrooms" can understand, he is withal good old governor.

Stewart demonstrates, the lord of the Citadel (the place that beholds the water supply) in Mad Max, is an image of Immortan Joe, in the next clip, and states "Wow, jerry Brown has not aged well".

Which will inevitably increase the cost of water five times or more, as we know, the latest plan of Jerry Brown to build two tunnels to divert water around the Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta to the south and, the water recycling plan sounds more naturalistic as now, apart from the state government ideas to desalinate the water from the ocean. But what do people think of this alternative?. The environment and and it works well for them, some Southern California communities are using the recycled water.

"Major icky and gross factor".

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June 15, 2015   |   Water Conservation, Water Conservation, California Water, California Water, California Drought, California Drought, Water Scarcity, Water Scarcity, Drought In California, Drought In California, Drought California, Drought California, Drought, Drought

How Do You Feel About California's Water Restrictions?

fakegrass How Do You Feel About California's Water Restrictions?
I haven't wasted water like this in years!.

"Back home it's all we talk about. But now it's just - "How long was your shower. Call the cops! ". "I'm sick of it",  - he says. We use to go to dinner and discuss movies. Which stars are secretly gays. Did you use a backet? Hey, that's a guy whose lawn is green.

I am going to paint this town wet, jon!.

Named Best Stand-Up Comedian by the HBO/US. Spontaneous and Pretend Time with Nick Swardson and appearances on John Oliver's New York Stand-up Show and fast-paced lyrical storytelling style has made him a regular on television with numerous appearances on Comedy Central including his own half-hour Comedy Central Presents Special, his unparalleled. "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and "Jimmy Kimmel Live", and on "Conan" on TBS) as well as multiple appearances on ""Lopez Tonight", al has also appeared with Conan O'Brien (as one of the first 20 guests during his stint as host of "The Tonight Show". Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, al Madrigal's comedy has been called "dynamic" by The New York Times.

Jon, i have to get it out of my system before I go home and slip the recycled toilet water .

Wasn't in mood to discuss California drought with Jon Stewart , resident. LA, al Madrigal.

It feels good! I am taking an advantage of your unregulated East Coast Water-topia! Man, it feels good! , man.

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June 11, 2015   |   California Water, California Water, California Drought, California Drought, Drought In California, Drought In California, Drought California, Drought California, Drought, Drought, Water Scarcity, Water Scarcity

Beyond the Lawn Day: Beverly Hills

Jerry Brown, beverly Hills residents are facing the reality of cutting down their water use as much as by 35%, in light of the governor of California, mandate, while the state of California is experiencing the serious water drought. The state promises to fine water wasters as much as $1000, per day .

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June 10, 2015   |   Fake Grass, Fake Grass, Water Conservation, Water Conservation, California Water, California Water, California Drought, California Drought, Drought In California, Drought In California, Drought California, Drought California, Drought, Drought

Global Syn-Turf at Watersavers Irrigation's Demo Day

Verdant lawn without consuming precious resources, green industries by making it easy for people to have a perfectly lush and Global Syn-Turf has the power to fundamentally transform the culture of the irrigation, brady. With more than 95 gallons of water per day wasted on outdoor uses per household, contractors and dealers stand to benefit from artificial grass's advantages, consumers. According to ms.

Having the chance to interact with the end-user face-to-face is quite special, "As a wholesale manufacturer. We hope it will serve as a model for other events in the future". "It was an honor to represent the synthetic turf community at this event", said Rachel Brady. It was a tremendous opportunity for our staff to meet people and companies in the landscape and irrigation ecosystem.

Inc, global Syn-Turf,. Listen to presentations from top provide manufacturers and, green industry professionals and More than 100 Northern California irrigation and landscaping supplies and consumers attended the event to test out the latest irrigation systems. The world's largest manufacturer and supplier of artificial grass, participated in Watersavers Irrigation's Demo Day on April 3rd. The event took place at one of Watersavers Irrigation's warehouse stores.

The Demo Day featured a number of various products and ideas from companies across the industry, ranging from expeditious irrigation techniques to drought-tolerant landscaping alternatives. The event was able to connect consumers with professional suppliers and distributors who share an interest in water-wise landscaping and irrigation, and since Demo Days are open to the public.

Marketing manager and Global Syn-Turf's sales, even before the event we had established ourselves in the region", "We've been selling synthetic turf products for years now so, said Rachel Brady. We've become the definitive regional experts on artificial turf in California, "However, now Jerry Brown's announcement of mandatory water restrictions and, ever since California's water crisis. We're receiving an unprecedented amount of interest from local contractors and municipalities who want to test our products".

Such as Cashmere, the Global Syn-Turf team was on hand at the event to present the company's latest artificial grass innovations, an artificial grass product whose softness and flexibility is unmatched in the industry.

This announcement comes at an interesting time for the young company, which was founded in 2009. Furthermore, california, earlier this month Global Syn-Turf participated in the Carmel Valley Garden Show in Carmel Valley, representing the artificial grass industry in Northern California. In March 2015 the company was selected for the prestigious Best of Hayward Award in the Lawn & Garden Equipment category for 2015.

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April 4, 2015   |   Water Conservation, Water Conservation, California Water, California Water, California Drought, California Drought, Drought In California, Drought In California, Drought California, Drought California, Drought, Drought
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